Get your Rapture hats ready, kiddies! The sky is falling, and our wise gift of nuclear winter will propel us all into the loving arms of the all-knowing and all-everywhere G-d.


You Are Dust On Good Friday

Ashes to ashes, Dust to Dust.

Any Questions?

"Be prepared to meet your maker!"

Plagiarized [Egyptian fables] words in a gobbledygook text... told you what?

And that makes MORE sense than "72 virgins for a 'martyr'? "

Dummy! Want to buy a bridge? A Stairway To Heaven?

A Lifetime Membership in the All-4-Jesus Club?

Where doest stupid people come from?

Did He see His SHADOW, today?

The BIBLE says He descended INTO HELL.

Which "could not hold his sinless" [soul?] [body?]

So, on the Third Day [actually 1.5 daze later] His BODY was 'missing'

THIS is "the greatest story ever told" [Dr. Carl Jung]

There are zero contemporary writings to corroborate any events whatsoever.

Rabidly hoaxed 'evidence' exists ... but mightily repudiated, including 'Josephus'

Four to twelve DECADES later, some impostors claim to be genuine disciples...

People that live in straw houses, shouldn't Stow Thrones! QED

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